Don’t worry - as this is going Off Topic I’ll get the blame. Someone will be along soon to move my posts to a new thread…
Having discussions about your colon should really be on a medical forum somewhere. 
Have to say you did have me going there for a while… I did wonder if you made a mistake there - would have had a bit of a difference on the 3-2 vote. (Should have passed now unless someone came in and sniped at the last minute)
As to my humo(u)r - glad to keep people smiling. Sometimes some people are just too darn serious all of the time. If you don’t laugh at the world then you are missing the joke. I know I annoy some people on here, but hopefully balance that out in the long run. 