Strange, Bizarre, Humorous or Generally Odd Lyrics

Who else remembers Lemon Demon?

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Neil is fantastic, I love so much of his work.

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All the lyrics to this song, which is rather famous on UK Tik Tok:

A small taster:
Big old balls, they drag me down
You’ll find me dancing 'round sexy town

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I understand she released it as a joke, but it tickles me. :cow2:

Since Christmas is coming up in three weeks, this fits here.
(mild language warning)

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if we’re getting into the Christmas spirit, I gotta share “Weird Al” Yankovic’s The Night Santa Went Crazy. while there’s no official music video, I like this one for that classic mid-2000’s Newgrounds/Flash-Animation-type vibe~

From his beard to his boots, he was covered with ammo
Like a big fat drunk disgruntled Yuletide Rambo
And he smiled as he said with a twinkle in his eye
“Merry Christmas to all! Now you’re all gonna die!”

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Let’s not forget this holiday gem:

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I lived for these Weird-Al (and often Weird-Al micredited tracks) flash animations back in the day… some of my earliest internet memories are formed around them!

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Just saw (a better version of) this on ‘the Horne section’ show, very good :grin:

(nsfw in a British double entendre kind of way)

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It’s not a bird, it’s not a plane …
It must be Dave who’s on the train…

Thank-you scooter :pray:

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Who here has heard of Psychostick? They’re perfect for this thread.

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a song from my childhood that we sang in children’s church like, maybe once in the early 2000s, but it’s stuck with me to this day, lol

I think I’m gonna throw up
I think I’m gonna throw up
I think I’m gonna throw up
My hands and praise the Lord

found out while adding this entity that there’s even a parody based on this song, lol

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