Golden quotes 🏆

we have no control over the deadlines.@mayhem

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from a Discord discussion around using ChatGPT to generate artist roasts:

@iolomorganwg: whereas the machines dig metallica because they have an intimate familarity with metals, and are just as bad at writing songs

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sorry for the double post, but I had to share this one too:

@UltimateRiff I just found out about an amazing punk performance, I really hope it’s true, lol
Italian Band Eats Spaghetti On Stage Rather Than Play Music #funfact - YouTube
I might just add it to MusicBrainz…

@lazybookwyrm New instrument

…and yes, I did add it to MusicBrainz… lol

edit: …the performance, not the instrument… :wink:

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more from the Discord server~

@sound.and.vision
im very much “kept in check” with storage myself… which again is ultimately a good thing… no-one wants to read “sound.and.vision lost control of his legs after a pile of 1000 VHS tapes collapsed on him”

@aerozol
What are legs even for :man_shrugging:

@sound.and.vision
exactly, this chair’s got wheels

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from the Discord

@elomatreb I should shave my head because I keep accidentally uploading scans where a loose hair fell on the scanner bed

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@teethfairy on haunted typos (source):

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It took me a moment to get this one :joy:

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:honey_pot: :cd:

delicious and nutritious~

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more gems from the Discord (message link) discussing this remix. (screenshot source)

@UltimateRiff: OOH that’s too good~ I just found a remix of a silent track~
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@teethfairy: oooooooh!!

@afrocat: reversed silence what the hell

UltimateRiff: hey, it’s a different recording! there’s artist intent! :joy: :joy: :joy:

teethfairy: well yeah, different studio session, different recording! :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

afrocat: artists are doing too much man i say we overthrow all artists
no more art :smiling_imp:

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from MEB-148:

@aerozol: All done, if you go into the design system > brand > logos, you will now see a ‘monochrome’ folder for all projects[…]

@kellnerd: Hmm, am I blind or have you created monochrome versions for all projects except MusicBrainz?

aerozol: Hey, what’s that, look over there! …Oh look, the MusicBrainz monochrome logos are now there and always definitely were there

Thanks David!

@mr_monkey: “Look behind you, a three-headed monkey!”

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truly truly, he does :pray: :joy:

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People who have joined after 2021 might’ve missed this special moment on IRC.

An excerpt:

Who is the fucking mod of https://blog.metabrainz.org/? Your last update broke RYM URLs. It’s not possible to attache them to release groups

reosarevok was that you? why you do not test your code?
I would like to talk to your supervisor. Who is it?

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chris19087

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This morning my inbox had 340 emails from 1 user - chaban - who, apparently was channelling the Blues Brothers and decided that he was on a mission from God.
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from the unofficial Discord~

@Maxr1998: strawberry ice cream is so catchy

@DontMindMe: If we get an obsession feature it will be on mine :smile: One of those songs I love to loop!

@Maxr1998: I also noticed that it’s probably a perfect song for CPR
Yeah, I’d love that obsession feature

@DontMindMe: “What are you waiting for? Save him!”
“Hold on, let me start my CPR playlist”

@Maxr1998: “He’s dying”
"I KNOW, but I just can’t decide on the right song!’

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@aerozol

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This thread is doing my head in…
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